Oh, ho, ho ,ho, we still are great.
For we have nuclear subs.
They are continuously at sea
while you are all in pubs.
Yes, they protect you ‘gainst the foe,
in China, North Korea.
We are your guardians, keep you safe
when you have diarrhoea.
So have a good time; do not think
what nuclear weapons do.
For they are constipated up
and do not drop as loo.
We will not use them, we tell you.
But evil rulers know
that we will use them just before
they let their missiles go.
When theirs are flying through the air,
and have not landed yet,
they will be blown to smithereens
and we have won the bet.
And we will celebrate the win
While theirs are in the air.
And when theirs land we’ll think,
that they did not play fair.
The End.